-------- #humour #sarcasm #parodies Life in London according to Gerry Rafferty :If you live in Baker street NW1 , wake up & is a new mornin [ with fresh bread ] but if you live in Poland street W1 or Canada Waters SE16 ,wake up & is Pneumonia .--------------According to experts using AI , Shelley Cooper is the result of a scientific experiment from HOWAAARD & LeNNard using DNA from DR Crane & Lilithto create a human species of ''superior society of wine & opera connoisseurs ''however the best & cheapest alternative was & still is to pop down to the local pub & after few bottles can mate upwith whoever is still there avail. ..it s called ''unconscious coupling '' that can be solved by'' conscious uncoupling '' the following day after few coffees &reading Gwyneth Paltrow s blog . #ReeseRhysRiceHumour ----------------